"Women of today are slowly, but surely, being murdered by Beauty."

Total:     
350 calories

Because:
250 calories --> My parents forced me to eat a cabbage cigar
90 calories --> An apple to avoid a major binge 
10 calories --> Cucumber 






1http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/122316/deadly_beauty_self_image_and_self_esteem.html?cat=69